Sunday, November 18, 2007

The Corporate Bullshit Detector: F

Facilitator - If you're on a training course called 'Find Your Inner Child in Spreadsheet Management', your trainer will like to call themselves a facilitator. This way they won't have to take any personal responsibility for the gibberish and boredom you will face over the next eight hours.

Fast-tracker - Someone who won't stay long enough to know where the emergency tea bags are kept.

Focused - Person who likes to boast that they're actually able to concentrate on one thing at a time. A bit sad when you really think about it.

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